jeanmarcoing:

things to call your best friend:

  • asshole
  • looser
  • fucking nerd
  • piece of shit
  • fuckin egg
  • wife/waifu/husbando
  • mayonnaise egg
  • bitch salad
  • meme loving fuck

lameborghini:

my throne

noon:

ah yes i am also a fan of eau de shut the fuck up

okgerard:

cemetery drives away from u

tyleroakley:

absoLUTELY NOT

sappling:

how many “take me to the museum and make out with me” posts can y’all make like damn you’re horny and pretentious we get it

masooonderulo:

themselfff:

slysk8s:

awwww-cute:

While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job

full story??

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

this dog has a job and i don’t

dogapult:

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

difficults:

modern angst story